“By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.”

This is a quote attributed to one of the most famous 16th century zombie hunters, Benjamin Franklin. Franklin knew of the eventual uprising and did everything in his power to stop the coming zombie apocalypse. Long story short, Franklin succeeded in thwarting the uprising using some of hsi famous cunning and the invention of the double-barreled shotgun, and is the main reason why he was awarded a picture on our nation’s largest note, the $100 bill.
We are at the pinnacle of yet another incoming zombie apocalypse, and Franklin would be very sad that all his hard work would be in vain because none of us are preparing for it! According to Google Trends we as a nation of Americans are very good at identifying the problem but terrible about preparing for it.

Zombies versus Shotguns:

Since 2008 our shotgun preparedness to zombie uprising has been in equilibrium and our world has been at peace. Yet, as we crossed over from 2008 and beyond the zombie uprising took an exponential turn and our preparedness stayed steady. The zombie assault lulled at the end of 2010 thanks to some great work by Chuck Norris, but sources tell us that it is on the move yet again!